Quotes

FEBRUARY QUOTES

2-1 Ann & Paul on convincing people to go to the movies with us
Brainbuster1 (3:57:23 PM): Ok, maybe I should intimidate someone into going. Although they should know me well enough to see that I'd almost probably never follow through on my scariness
quiet faery kid (3:57:40 PM): hahas
quiet faery kid (3:57:48 PM): it's the pointy canines, I think
Brainbuster1 (3:58:25 PM): yea, but how else am I supposed to bite the heads off small, furry animals?
quiet faery kid (3:58:50 PM): cute

   

2-1 Dingel & Paul
ElvenNuke (9:48:45 PM): so I just turned down an offer to go watch hockey. i think i am wasting away my college career.
Brainbuster1 (9:51:24 PM): yea, because Hockey is so worthwhile.
Brainbuster1 (9:52:05 PM): Out of all the movies I've seen, and I've see lots of bad ones, I can't think of one that while it was playing I thought "Boy, I could sure go for some hockey right about now."

2-2 Paul & Greg
Vialator85 (10:15:06 PM): I watched the movie Dangerous Minds today and I came to a realization.
Brainbuster1 (10:15:22 PM): and that is?
Vialator85 (10:15:48 PM): "Im am definetly going to the wrong school.
Brainbuster1 (10:16:04 PM): That's true. And also you're just as old as all of them
Vialator85 (10:16:48 PM): yeah they are apperently juniors. All I know is that I dont have as many problems with crack dealers as Emilio did.

2-2 Dingel & Paul
ElvenNuke (11:27:56 PM): but congrats on trying to attack my relationship skills
Brainbuster1 (11:28:49 PM): I have to try to take you down somewhere. It's not like you get upset at me making fun of your lack of movie knowledge

2-3 Dingel & Paul after learning some groups think Barney is the devil
Paul: I knew that dinosaur was trouble
Dingel: DAMN YOU.... BARNEY.... we'lll get you one day

2-3 Dad
JohnFW4654 (10:17:53 PM): Saw the web page and it asked a question that has occurred to me. Don't you ever study?

2-3 Dad & Paul
Brainbuster1 (11:07:14 PM): By the way, I've decided that you need a blog
JohnFW4654 (11:08:20 PM): Thanks, but I've got a life of my own. If I have interesting ideas, I get paid for putting them into print.
Brainbuster1 (11:08:51 PM): yea, but you could become a cult icon in the newspaper world. Telling it like it is to the worshipping masses on the net
JohnFW4654 (11:10:21 PM): Cult icon has never been one of my goals. It usually means you don't get paid for stuff. And if the Internet is involved, I know you don't get paid for it. Just talk to the people I know who went to work for pets.com or whatever.
Brainbuster1 (11:11:03 PM): Well Dave Barry just started his, so I figured you should logically be the next one to do it
JohnFW4654 (11:13:19 PM): Still, the problem is that most people's thoughts aren't nearly as interesting as they think they are.
Brainbuster1 (11:13:48 PM): Yea, but by having them on the internet, they immediately get credibility
JohnFW4654 (11:14:20 PM): That's a sad thought. You really have to be in a newspaper to have credibility.
Brainbuster1 (11:15:26 PM): everyone knows the newspapers are just corporate shells, distorting everything to get their agenda across. On the web, people keep it real
JohnFW4654 (11:16:01 PM): Yeah, but we do it so well. And get paid for it.

2-4 Chris & Paul
Ds4co2002 (12:05:02 PM): we just convinced one of our friends that our other friend when he went to court today got thrown in jail with 150000 dollar bail
Ds4co2002 (12:05:21 PM): and we're going to pull up to his house with the dude in the trunk and pretend were goin to mexico
Ds4co2002 (12:05:33 PM): because we busted him out of poliece custody
Brainbuster1 (12:07:15 PM): that's not very nice. Funny, but not nice
Ds4co2002 (12:07:50 PM): he's calling people to get 150000 dollars too

2-4 Paul & Steve after I reveal my plans for World Domination
SDVolcomRider (4:44:36 PM): ladies and gentelmen- like in all the cliche movies...the evil villain has told of his plan for world domination...this will be what causes his utter downfall...so pititful
Brainbuster1 (4:45:11 PM): Like anyone would believe you. By the time you're actually taken seriously, it'll be too late.

2-4 Ann & Paul
quiet faery kid (5:14:36 PM): another totally anticipated movie:
quiet faery kid (5:14:43 PM): Johnny English
Brainbuster1 (5:16:22 PM): Johnny English will be great. Ok, probably not, but I'm still going to see it
quiet faery kid (5:16:33 PM): hell yeah!
quiet faery kid (5:16:46 PM): it's Rowan Atkinson... It WILL be great
Brainbuster1 (5:17:15 PM): I keep getting flashes of Bean in my head though
quiet faery kid (5:17:38 PM): I don't care
quiet faery kid (5:17:41 PM): that man's a genius

2-5 Sarah
JaiAlai666 (3:24:40 PM): our collection of garbage is growing
JaiAlai666 (3:25:24 PM): i finally took most of it out last Sat, and no we had not taken it out prior to that this quater
JaiAlai666 (3:25:48 PM): fortuantely my roommate has an equally low concern for a tiddy room
JaiAlai666 (3:26:20 PM): on the otherhand that is bad, cuz we just let the trash pile grow thinking "ah she'll take it out soon enough"

2-5 Paul advising Sarah on her housing
Brainbuster1 (3:44:53 PM): You could invest in a cheap trailer.
JaiAlai666 (3:45:12 PM): not a bad idea
JaiAlai666 (3:45:21 PM): that would actually be kinda fun
Brainbuster1 (3:46:12 PM): you just have to move it a few feet everyday, so it doesn't get ticketed
JaiAlai666 (3:46:26 PM): i think i can handle that
Brainbuster1 (3:46:41 PM): good
JaiAlai666 (3:48:44 PM): and hey drunk driving wont be much of a problem, i drive to the location of the party, go in and drink then just walk to my house, conviently located right there
Brainbuster1 (3:49:30 PM): exactly! you've got this planned out. I bet it'll sound better and better as time goes on
JaiAlai666 (3:51:00 PM): wow i am really gonna have to look into this

2-5 Sarah and another housing solution
JaiAlai666 (5:11:49 PM): kevin just told me i could crash at his place next year, assuming i do his laundry and dishes
JaiAlai666 (5:12:05 PM): i said i could handle doing that instead of having to pay rent
Brainbuster1 (5:12:16 PM): cool, good for both of you
JaiAlai666 (5:12:39 PM): but then he added that i'd have to eat wierd stuff every now and then to entertain him

2-5 Lynch & Paul
Lynchmobrk (10:48:32 PM): legionaire was crazy
Lynchmobrk (10:48:57 PM): van damme played a fighter with a french backround
Lynchmobrk (10:49:02 PM): amazing
Brainbuster1 (10:49:10 PM): How unusual for him
Lynchmobrk (10:50:32 PM): exactly what I was thinking

2-6 Steve S. & Paul
Brainbuster1 (4:39:16 PM): Everytime I use Connect To Server, my computer refuses, then crashes. This is very strange for OSX, so I'm having trouble figuring out exactly what's happening.
Pirod (4:39:44 PM): maybe you should have bought a PC Paul ;-)
Brainbuster1 (4:40:42 PM): Yea, because they NEVER crash.

2-6 Dad
JohnFW4654 (11:02:28 PM): Pretty good game against Pepperdine last night. Of course, even when they lose, they're still in Malibu and you're not.

2-7 Steve B & Paul
SDVolcomRider (3:36:45 PM): does everything have to revolve around you?
SDVolcomRider (3:37:02 PM): really paul
Brainbuster1 (3:37:06 PM): As a matter of fact, it does.
SDVolcomRider (3:37:58 PM): im on a mission paul
SDVolcomRider (3:38:05 PM): im bringing you off of your pedestal
SDVolcomRider (3:38:10 PM): you better get your coat
SDVolcomRider (3:38:18 PM): 'cause im taking you out!
Brainbuster1 (3:38:24 PM): Go ahead. I just pretend to be better than everyone else.
SDVolcomRider (3:39:15 PM): key word...pretend...caught in a pipe dream
SDVolcomRider (3:39:18 PM): poor soul
Brainbuster1 (3:39:30 PM): exactly. It's a sad existence, but I get by

2-7 Dingel & Paul
Brainbuster1 (4:05:41 PM): So do you feel the tension now that we're at level orange?
ElvenNuke (4:05:52 PM): Yea, cuz i know what order the colors are in.... fuck'em
Brainbuster1 (4:06:23 PM): 2nd highest. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Of what, we don't know, but be afraid anyway.

2-7 Kenlyn on the American Les Miserables
RainNimue (12:24:39 AM): Jean ValJean was never meant to be sung by a country western star

2-8 Ann complimenting me and Aaron (It's my page, I can put up whatever I want)
quiet faery kid (12:50:05 AM): You and Aaron make the perfect team, you know that?
Brainbuster1 (12:50:30 AM): I can see it. Why do you think so?
quiet faery kid (12:51:58 AM): so rangingly different (politics, background), yet similar (humour, ego, physicality *I want to go somewhere sometime with both of you... god I'd feel safe!*, a sense of 'good guy ness')

2-8 Aaron & Paul on how to cool down the dorm rooms.
Brainbuster1 (2:34:37 PM): yea, windows is the only way to regulate it
NetEngels (2:35:17 PM): Basically. That or big tanks of Liquid Nitrogen, but that's probably not nearly as much of a good idea as it sounds.
Brainbuster1 (2:36:07 PM): yea, too likely to get T2 style accidents. It's just too fun to play with.
NetEngels (2:36:38 PM): Yeah, I'd be too tempted to use it in a severely irresponsible manner.

2-8 Chris
Ds4co2002 (10:13:52 AM): you know paul, I look at your movie quotes quite often buti never guess at them
Ds4co2002 (10:14:00 AM): you want to know why
Ds4co2002 (10:15:43 AM): because they're stupid they arn't of real movies, you should pick a real movie like American Pie or Casa Blanca.... speeking of that movie before we watched it i thought it was oging to be a political movie about the white house.... who figured

2-8 Paul & Ann (who's from Colfax, a tiny "city")
Brainbuster1 (6:03:48 PM): yea, that's why I like SF. We eventually get everything. And there are tons of theaters within a little ways of my house.
quiet faery kid (6:03:56 PM): I hate you
Brainbuster1 (6:05:47 PM): Do you want to hear the list? We have the 20+IMAX Metreon, Century 20 Daly City, Century 18 San mateo, Century 12 San Bruno, Colma with 8, AMC 20 Van Ness, and a new 9 being built in the San Francisco Center and another 9 at Tanforan.
quiet faery kid (6:06:02 PM): grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
quiet faery kid (6:11:36 PM): I'm so jealous
Brainbuster1 (6:11:50 PM): You should be, we rule.
quiet faery kid (6:11:57 PM): shut up

2-8 Paul's night at the movies (with 3 guys who probably don't remember the movie)
On our way there
Beau: Paul, you're our Jesus. We'll follow you anywhere.

Buying tickets (They couldn't remember what we were seeing)
Paul: 1 student to see The Recruit.
Jeremiah: Same.
Rory: Yea, me too.
Beau: Whatever they said.

On the way home
Paul: Guys, it's a little icy, so you might . . .
(They all try to skate on the bridge)
Try to be careful.
(Beau slips, falls on his face.)

2-9 Chris
Ds4co2002 (1:11:32 AM): shes just stupiud
Ds4co2002 (1:11:37 AM): syupid
Ds4co2002 (1:11:40 AM): stupid
Ds4co2002 (1:11:46 AM): maybe i am the stupid one

2-9 Steve S on my non-licensed status
Pirod (3:21:40 AM): a californian without a license.. thats like ... a montanian without a gun

2-10 Dad
JohnFW4654 (11:39:34 PM): Rule number 1 at college (and elsewhere, actually): don't be stupid. and if you are, be stupid in things that aren't permanent.
JohnFW4654 (11:40:14 PM): Actually, that should be: and when you are, not if. Comes with the territory, unfortunately.
JohnFW4654 (11:41:37 PM): For example, sitting around getting drunk is one thing. sitting around, getting drunk and deciding to play William Tell with your roommate is another.

2-11 Kathleen & Paul
Caffeine55 (1:34:54 AM): so the other night, my roommate angela came into my room to find me and sydney on my bed, legs wrapped about each other, syd's head nestled into my bosom, pretending to be asleep and she went up to our friend ethan's room and said, "i just can't handle those two right now."
Brainbuster1 (1:35:35 AM): And you're from San Francisco. Not nice to freak out the squares

2-11 Kathleen kidding. (sure)
Caffeine55 (1:54:58 AM): and who needs personality when all you need is a good screw?
Brainbuster1 (1:55:19 AM): exactly. My life's philosophy.
Caffeine55 (1:55:39 AM): that better make it on your quote page

2-11 Kathleen & Paul
Brainbuster1 (1:56:32 AM): I've found that the quotes page can be really validating for some people
Caffeine55 (1:57:59 AM): well it makes them feel that what they have to say is somehow interesting or valuable
Caffeine55 (1:58:09 AM): even if it's not
Brainbuster1 (1:58:36 AM): hey, whatever I can do to help the self-esteem of those around me.
Caffeine55 (1:59:45 AM): course half the stuff is yours...so maybe you're just trying to boost your own self-esteem

2-11 Kathleen admitting she has no TV
Brainbuster1 (2:56:33 AM): No TV? Extremely tragic
Brainbuster1 (2:56:40 AM): How do you play video games?
Caffeine55 (2:57:50 AM): i don't usually, but if i really want to, two of my friends have tvs, one playstation, and one x-box
Brainbuster1 (2:58:28 AM): We have 2 TVs in our room, with a PS2 and dreamcast
Brainbuster1 (2:58:56 AM): not to mention 2 fridges.
Caffeine55 (2:59:16 AM): like so many before me, the question has to be asked, do you ever do work?

2-11 Sarah & Paul
aiAlai666 (7:31:02 PM): a few weeks ago she came back totally platered, and she was in this one common room, and rumor has it, though i am fairly sure its true, that she peed in the corner
JaiAlai666 (7:31:44 PM): if it could not be proved that anyone person did it, our whole wing would be charged to pay for the damage, but everyone knows its her
JaiAlai666 (7:32:19 PM): she is too drunk to remember, and the people there are claiming they didn't see anything
Brainbuster1 (7:32:27 PM): gross, yet some how intriguing.

2-12 Gonzaga takes out Cal Poly SLO
Brainbuster1 (8:53:51 PM): Today was actually nice here. The sun was shining and everything.
JaiAlai666 (8:54:10 PM): wow, it rained today
Brainbuster1 (8:54:19 PM): Ha!!! I beat you!!!!

2-12 Paul & Ann
Brainbuster1 (9:36:05 PM): It's my guess that I'm one of the few who has seen Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.
quiet faery kid (9:36:21 PM): I think there may be a very good reason for that one
Brainbuster1 (9:36:42 PM): Well at least it was intentionally bad
quiet faery kid (9:40:34 PM): does that make it better?
Brainbuster1 (9:40:44 PM): well it makes it forgiveable
quiet faery kid (9:40:48 PM): alright
Brainbuster1 (9:41:22 PM): although I doubt you'll find a better naked chainsaw duel in any other movie.
quiet faery kid (9:42:48 PM): you just advertised against your sanity there, hon
Brainbuster1 (9:43:48 PM): What, you doubt the statement?
quiet faery kid (9:47:06 PM): no... I just don't really don't like the image
Brainbuster1 (9:47:37 PM): Don't worry, it was done artisticly

2-12 Paul takes Pity on Lynch
Lynchmobrk (10:13:48 PM): when are you going to update your site?
Brainbuster1 (10:14:12 PM): It will be updated by tomorrow, or later tonight. Currently I'm working on the quotes
Lynchmobrk (10:14:20 PM): good
Lynchmobrk (10:14:25 PM): I get on there at all?
Brainbuster1 (10:14:38 PM): Not sure, not yet, but I'm only on 2-10
Lynchmobrk (10:14:57 PM): I better say something funny quick

2-13 Aaron & Paul
Brainbuster1 (9:49:49 PM): So you almost done with the religion paper?
NetEngels (9:49:59 PM): Haven't even started yet.
Brainbuster1 (9:50:08 PM): Same here
NetEngels (9:50:28 PM): Woot!! I'm not alone as a slacker amongst the honors kids!!
Brainbuster1 (9:50:28 PM): Of course now I wish I had so I could have rubbed it in your face
NetEngels (9:50:40 PM): Lol, but you don't so there!! Eat it!!
NetEngels (9:51:13 PM): (Note the skill with which I rubbed that fact in your face, even though we're at the same point? You have much to learn, my son.)
NetEngels (9:51:50 PM): (When you snatch the sarcasm from my speech, then, my student, you will be ready to leave the temple, . . .)

2-13 Aaron on picking Scorsese as Best Director
NetEngels (10:06:31 PM): My logic was "Scorsese. Why? Because Scorsese is the man."
NetEngels (10:06:37 PM): Which he is.
NetEngels (10:07:03 PM): I want to have his babies, just on the off chance that one of them would grow up to make more movies like his.
NetEngels (10:07:45 PM): In retrospect I probably shouldn't talk about Martin Scorsese while reading the bible looking for passages on sex after having drinking a Sobe and a liter of Coke.

2-13 Aaron & Paul on John Scalzi- internet icon
NetEngels (10:11:50 PM): He's pretty sharp, especially when it comes to music and movies. He's like a combination of you and me, only wittier, smarter, older, married, richer, . . ., ok fuck, he's much cooler than both of us put together.
Brainbuster1 (10:12:22 PM): I bet we could beat him up.
Brainbuster1 (10:12:50 PM): And I bet we had higher SAT scores
NetEngels (10:12:50 PM): Probably, he's sort of a pudgy, geeky italian fella.
NetEngels (10:12:56 PM): Probably.
Brainbuster1 (10:13:07 PM): So we rule him in 2 categories
NetEngels (10:13:21 PM): Yeah, the beatings and the standardized test scores areas.
Brainbuster1 (10:13:46 PM): Better than nothing
NetEngels (10:14:14 PM): Yeah, I'll take it.

2-13 Aaron & Paul again
Brainbuster1 (10:24:08 PM): Actually, I really thought Chicago was generally excellent. It's one that I'm probably going to have to get on DVD. Speaking of DVDs, I have Guys & Dolls (I always wanted to be Nicely Nicely in that), Singin' in the Rain and Reservoir Dogs coming to me soon. (Quick kids, can you find the one that doesn't belong??)
NetEngels (10:25:38 PM): Oooh ooh, Singin' in the Rain Singin' in the Rain!

2-14 Paul & Dad
JohnFW4654 (10:28:52 PM): A poli sci professor I know at Berkeley taught at Caltech for six years and said it was a real experience. Said it was great for his research, since they had computer power and statistical help to burn, but teaching was tough when the kids hated the very idea of dealing with his subject.
Brainbuster1 (10:30:03 PM): yea, talk about your thankless jobs. They just can't see the purpose of liberal arts
JohnFW4654 (10:31:00 PM): Be kinda funny when they go into the real world and have to work on a team and prepare reports for clients and supervisors. Probably have to hire translators.

2-14 Dad referring to this picture.
JohnFW4654 (10:34:26 PM): Also, loved the picture of Rory and his buddy providing dorm security. Please tell me the hardware is plastic.

2-14 Dad
JohnFW4654 (10:56:59 PM): And it's not nice to cap on Ann because Colfax probably looks like something out of "The Last Picture Show."
JohnFW4654 (10:57:09 PM): With the same number of movie houses.

2-14 Dad Again
Brainbuster1 (11:12:55 PM): Sarah's going to be on the Price is Right on monday, so I'll have to watch. She didn't actually get on the stage, but one of her buddies in her major did, so she told me I had to be excited.
JohnFW4654 (11:13:41 PM): Did she get to dress like a lunatic? It's good training for a gig in the Jerry Springer audience.

2-14 Dad on "someone" majoring in recreation
JohnFW4654 (11:16:27 PM): It's tough to remember all those jump-rope rhymes. And you have to know which ball to hand our for four-square and which one for dodge ball. It's a technical major.
Brainbuster1 (11:17:25 PM): She had to observe kids playing and write a paper on it
JohnFW4654 (11:19:14 PM): Actually, as in many majors, that's the hard part: Making something ridiculously simple sound complicated and important. English majors are experts at that. Nothing ever means what real people might think it does. Lots of sexual references.

2-15 Paul & Sarah
JaiAlai666 (5:24:06 PM): joey wants to get on your quote page, so i told him he must talk to you and say something funny for that to happen, but he is nervous to initiate conversation
JaiAlai666 (5:24:27 PM): he feels you are like god, or possibly even more powerful than god
Brainbuster1 (5:24:41 PM): I'd rather keep up my intimidating front
JaiAlai666 (5:24:47 PM): would you mind IMing him, ya know, as if you were God
JaiAlai666 (5:25:21 PM): tell him "thou shall burn in hell for beeing such a little sisy"
Brainbuster1 (5:27:12 PM): ok, although I will spell it better

2-15 Paul & Joey
Brainbuster1 (5:27:40 PM): "thou shall burn in hell for being such a little sissy"
madabtmad (5:27:55 PM): you are a god to me....a vengeful one at best
Brainbuster1 (5:28:12 PM): cool
Brainbuster1 (5:28:44 PM): saying I'm a god is probably the easiest way to get on the quotes page.

2-15 Sarah spends an hour making up gossip, Paul listens.
Here is the result

2-17 Sarah & Paul on the Future Farmers of America
aiAlai666 (9:34:35 PM): why didn't we have FFA
JaiAlai666 (9:34:58 PM): all us SF folks could have had cattle too
Brainbuster1 (9:35:29 PM): that would have been a good time
JaiAlai666 (9:36:02 PM): it would have been a good joke club at SI
Brainbuster1 (9:36:21 PM): have the occasional BBQ

2-18 Paul answers the big question
Ds4co2002 (12:40:44 AM): Paul,
Ds4co2002 (12:40:48 AM): your smart
Ds4co2002 (12:40:54 AM): What is the meaning of life
Brainbuster1 (12:41:11 AM): It's you're, and give me a sec.
Brainbuster1 (12:43:47 AM): According to Monty Python: Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

According to Douglas Adams, the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is 42.

Bill and Ted say:
"Every rose has its thorn,
Just like every night has its dawn,
Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song"
Then you could go to the other philosophers, but that's dull.

2-18 Paul & Dingel
Brainbuster1 (3:19:51 PM): The network was out from like 2-6 last night. I'd complain, but then I'd sound like a loser who never sleeps (which is true, but it's best if that knowledge didn't get out into the general population).
ElvenNuke (3:20:10 PM): you act like the general population will care when I don't
Brainbuster1 (3:21:33 PM): Well you don't exactly count as the general population. I think they put you in a small quarantine zone awhile ago

2-18 Paul & Dingel aka DJ D.Squared
ElvenNuke (5:01:18 PM): Submit to this phallus - http://www.technoheart.com/
Brainbuster1 (5:05:09 PM): wow, I'm impressed that you made it among the ranks of DJ au-s, DJ Folkert, Jordan and . . . well, that looks to be about it.

2-18 Aaron & Paul
Brainbuster1 (9:41:20 PM): (memory core dump) is still one of my favorite error messages
NetEngels (9:41:50 PM): Indeed. In the list of error message coolness, it must be toward the top.
NetEngels (9:42:04 PM): I've also always been partial to General Protection Fault.
Brainbuster1 (9:42:15 PM): It sounds like something you run out of the room for
NetEngels (9:42:30 PM): Yeah, that and Kernel Panic
NetEngels (9:42:51 PM): Illegal operation, that's a good one too. I always half expect the FBI to kick in my door.
NetEngels (9:43:22 PM): *Reflects on how insanely geeky one must be to have a favorite error message, much less discuss it with friends.*
Brainbuster1 (9:44:04 PM): Although the scariest, at least on a mac, has only happened to be once or twice. just before a crash, unix code starts scrolling down the left side of the screen, giving various error messages
Brainbuster1 (9:44:18 PM): and it's UGLY! which makes it even worse
NetEngels (9:44:29 PM): Lol, right on!
NetEngels (9:44:50 PM): O dear lord no!! Not ugly! Not on a mac! Our precious precious OS can't ever be ugly!!

2-18 Aaron & Paul
NetEngels (9:46:44 PM): The difference between PC users and Mac users: Mac users treat their OS like a friend. They think it looks nice, they like it, and in some cases they love it. Pc users treat theirs like a tool. Looks are irrelevent, they like it because it works well, and they loving windows is like loving a screwdriver, you can do it, in theory, so long as you don't talk about it in polite company.
Brainbuster1 (9:48:45 PM): that's pretty much a perfect way of describing it. And people who use Linux don't like things that work correctly. They'd rather tinker. If they used windows, they start deleting preferences until something stopped working. On a mac, they'd never stop using the unix terminal
NetEngels (9:50:02 PM): Basically. Linux types are the sames ones that like to dig around in a computer's registry just for the hell of it and are over joyed when they stop being able to give input from the keyboard.

2-18 Aaron & Paul
Brainbuster1 (10:03:32 PM): so is there a reason you have your Idle thing set for 1 minute?
NetEngels (10:04:45 PM): I'm too lazy to change it and most people don't pay attention to it.
Brainbuster1 (10:05:13 PM): Well, as we both know, I'm not most people.
NetEngels (10:06:52 PM): That's very true.
NetEngels (10:07:16 PM): Mr. "I-can-name-the-nominees-for-best-picture-in-17-seconds."

2-18 Travis
Brainbuster1 (10:18:11 PM): So what have you been up to?
WalkenDancing (10:19:57 PM): watchin the game, havin a bud
WalkenDancing (10:19:59 PM): you?
WalkenDancing (10:20:15 PM): what? that wasn't true at all
WalkenDancing (10:20:26 PM): why do you say such weird stuff?

2-18 Paul & Travis
WalkenDancing (10:28:51 PM): "blah blah blah, I'm Paul, I know things about computers, and wear fashionable shoes"
Brainbuster1 (10:29:27 PM): I wear whatever shoes I can find in my size
WalkenDancing (10:29:55 PM): don't try to back out of it now Pauly!

2-18 Paul & Travis
WalkenDancing (10:37:14 PM): okay, Paul, because your rich hispanic heritage, you will represent both Mexico and Spain in the following conversation
WalkenDancing (10:37:47 PM): Mexico, goddammit, what were you thinking?
WalkenDancing (10:38:37 PM): why would you submit El Crimen de Padre Amaro as your country's foreign film candidate?
WalkenDancing (10:39:25 PM): Y tu mama tambien is universally recognized as the superior film by critics, theater-goers, the academy, and me alike
Brainbuster1 (10:39:51 PM): Because we don't like priests, and that otro one is like a spanish american pie

2-18 Paul & Dad
JohnFW4654 (11:12:39 PM): By the way, you bought your duct tape and plastic sheeting yet? Otherwise, how can you protect your dorm room.
Brainbuster1 (11:13:31 PM): yea, I've got the duct tape. Although the day the terroist attack Spokane is the day the rest of the nation laughs at the terrorists
JohnFW4654 (11:14:28 PM): Hey, look where the attack was in Red Dawn. You've got the mountains.

2-19 Peter, Dingel & Paul
ElvenNuke (11:12:51 AM): I've gone death
Brainbuster1 (11:13:14 AM): huh?
ElvenNuke (11:13:22 AM): hmph.
ElvenNuke (11:13:27 AM): I can't remember why I typed that
Brainbuster1 (11:13:36 AM): Were you maybe thinking deaf?
ElvenNuke (11:13:43 AM): perhaps.
ElvenNuke (11:13:50 AM): yea, that was it
ElvenNuke (11:13:53 AM): wow, talk about me being stupid
Brainbuster1 (11:14:03 AM): yes, let's talk about you being stupid
Brainbuster1 (11:14:09 AM): Dingel is stupid.
Brainbuster1 (11:14:28 AM): Come on Peter, join in
stackattack62 (11:14:55 AM): Dingel is not very smart

2-20 Dingel
ElvenNuke (2:31:03 AM): sending emails to democrats from dingel@exploittheworker.com is always risky... doubly so when they're your poli sci prof... whoops

2-20 Aaron
Brainbuster1 (4:40:32 PM): is your address abrown or aabrown?
NetEngels (4:41:07 PM): abrown2
Brainbuster1 (4:41:17 PM): how strange.
NetEngels (4:41:45 PM): Yeah, there's some other abrown here. I have plans to kill them in there sleep just so I can get their e-mail adress.

2-20 Lynch
Lynchmobrk (6:18:10 PM): you know how being a v-ball player never really helped with the ladies during high school?
Brainbuster1 (6:18:22 PM): has it all turned around?
Lynchmobrk (6:18:30 PM): yes
Lynchmobrk (6:18:33 PM): very much so
Lynchmobrk (6:18:59 PM): the girls made me a collage
Lynchmobrk (6:19:09 PM): of them in my uniform

2-20 Chris being weird
Ds4co2002 (11:50:02 PM): paul\
Ds4co2002 (11:50:04 PM): u r a freek
Brainbuster1 (11:50:19 PM): Now what brings you to that conclusion?
Ds4co2002 (11:50:30 PM): cuz u lke the,
Ds4co2002 (11:50:32 PM): m
Brainbuster1 (11:50:40 PM): them?
Ds4co2002 (11:51:06 PM): yes
Ds4co2002 (11:51:10 PM): steel reserve
Brainbuster1 (11:51:27 PM): But it's not true.
Ds4co2002 (11:51:35 PM): yea
Ds4co2002 (11:51:37 PM): its all good homes
Brainbuster1 (11:51:47 PM): Very nice.
Ds4co2002 (11:53:43 PM): i am rooting for u

2-21 Chris the next night, being just as weird
Ds4co2002 (2:34:32 AM): u r only awake
Brainbuster1 (2:34:51 AM): on your buddy list?
Ds4co2002 (2:35:04 AM): my friend
Brainbuster1 (2:35:18 AM): What are you talking about?
Ds4co2002 (2:35:38 AM): you
Brainbuster1 (2:35:48 AM): ok
Ds4co2002 (2:37:56 AM): whta do u liek better
Ds4co2002 (2:37:59 AM): girlsjs
Ds4co2002 (2:38:03 AM): or hshaja
Brainbuster1 (2:38:13 AM): Huh?
Ds4co2002 (2:38:18 AM): pick one
Brainbuster1 (2:38:34 AM): what are the options, I couldn't make them out
Ds4co2002 (2:38:39 AM): pick one!
Ds4co2002 (2:38:47 AM): j9usus
Ds4co2002 (2:38:50 AM): or jushs
Brainbuster1 (2:38:57 AM): try and type legibly
Ds4co2002 (2:39:00 AM): uhs'
Ds4co2002 (2:39:02 AM): or
Ds4co2002 (2:39:04 AM): jibk
Ds4co2002 (2:39:09 AM): pickone

2-21 Still Chris, Still being weird
Ds4co2002 (2:58:32 AM): michael
Ds4co2002 (2:58:34 AM): jackson
Ds4co2002 (2:58:36 AM): go to bed
Brainbuster1 (2:59:12 AM): I'm not tired
Ds4co2002 (2:59:22 AM): ok jacko
Ds4co2002 (3:04:24 AM): olol
Ds4co2002 (3:04:27 AM): u have babies
Brainbuster1 (3:04:52 AM): Nope, at least none that I know of
Ds4co2002 (3:05:03 AM): ok

2-21 Ann & Paul talk about Brad Pitt getting hit by a car in Meet Joe Black
quiet faery kid (3:42:28 PM): no... it's just the best 'whacked by a car' scene EVER in a movie... gotta love it... the movement is convincing
quiet faery kid (3:42:45 PM): and I'm just really sick, so I think it's funny
Brainbuster1 (3:43:13 PM): it's funny, don't worry.
quiet faery kid (3:43:58 PM): the first time I saw that, my sister and I watched that scene about 6 times in a row
quiet faery kid (3:44:09 PM): watch, die laughing, rewind. Repeat.
Brainbuster1 (3:44:09 PM): Ok, that's a little twisted

2-21 Paul & Ann
Brainbuster1 (8:22:37 PM): Actually I'm just bored out of my mind, and currently you're my only distraction
quiet faery kid (8:22:54 PM): homework! novel concept!
Brainbuster1 (8:23:18 PM): Never!! you foul temptress!!
quiet faery kid (8:24:16 PM): ahahahahaha
quiet faery kid (8:24:34 PM): I shall someday find you with your nose in a text book and I shall laugh
Brainbuster1 (8:24:43 PM): good luck.
quiet faery kid (8:24:56 PM): I can dream, right?

2-21 Paul & Dingel on debate
ElvenNuke (9:28:38 PM): i spent about 90 minutes contemplating whether i should stay in this activity
Brainbuster1 (9:28:49 PM): Why did this happen?
ElvenNuke (9:29:33 PM): Cuz I perpetually hate this activity, yet I am addicted
Brainbuster1 (9:30:01 PM): wow, sounds almost worse than crack. But at least crack doesn't take so much time.
ElvenNuke (9:31:11 PM): and effort
ElvenNuke (9:31:13 PM): crack is just money

2-22 Paul & Dad
Brainbuster1 (9:41:08 PM): Hey, it's all about having a good time. Ann was complaining that her mom is worried she's having too much fun up here. Ann says now that she comes home happy her parents are worried she isn't doing any work. Her mom said "Remember why you're there. It's not to have fun."
JohnFW4654 (9:43:15 PM): The same thought has occurred to me. Still, people have to remember that you're at college 24/7, so you're allowed to have the same amount of fun you had when you were living at home. No more, though.
Brainbuster1 (9:44:03 PM): Ok, thanks for your permission
JohnFW4654 (9:49:01 PM): Keep a log, though, and don't let the fun-o-meter get too high. Tell Ann she should tell her parents that she's so happy because she's just delighted to be home with them. They're unlikely to really believe that sort of horse manure, but will be pleased that she took the time to put together the story. None of us really want to look too deep below the surface unless there's a good reason, since there's no telling what we'll find. don't ask, don't tell, you know.

2-24 Greg & Paul
Vialator85 (5:21:41 PM): I also realized that I am really terrible at reading music
Brainbuster1 (5:21:53 PM): when did you realize this?
Vialator85 (5:22:34 PM): Im starting Canon in D so I bought the sheet music for it and spent about 5 mins trying to figure out what key it was in.
Brainbuster1 (5:22:44 PM): D would be a good bet
Vialator85 (5:23:00 PM): not only can't I read the notes , I cant even read the titles

2-24 Travis, who's never online
WalkenDancing (6:01:03 PM): I should be working now
Brainbuster1 (6:01:23 PM): You've escaped! Yes!!
WalkenDancing (6:01:58 PM): from the magic gnome that only let's me online at 3am or later?
WalkenDancing (6:02:10 PM): yeah, it wasn't easy, though
WalkenDancing (6:02:30 PM): anybody who tells you it was, is lying

2-24 An E-mail exchange between Travis (a movie freak) and his dad

2-24 Paul & Cousin Morgan, freshman in high school
morgwild (3:30:21 PM): Probabaly a good idea oh intelligent one
Brainbuster1 (3:32:05 PM): I should get more people to call me that
morgwild (3:32:13 PM): lol, only me oh dearest cousin
Brainbuster1 (3:33:01 PM): Yea, since I'm in the honors program with other smart folks, we spend all our time belittling each other over every mistake. it's great fun.

2-24 Joey, a roller coaster fan on the lack of a good 200+ ft coaster in Nor Cal
madabtmad (12:06:32 AM): i deserve a hyper in norcal! I'm a good person, i pay my taxes on time and put a lot in the collection plate at church
madabtmad (12:06:39 AM): why me????

2-25 Paul desperate for his Cousin's attention
Brainbuster1 (4:38:28 PM): So have you caught up on my life yet? read the entire quotes page? Looked at all the pictures?
morgwild (4:38:34 PM): No....
morgwild (4:38:38 PM): I am lazy...
morgwild (4:38:40 PM): lol
Brainbuster1 (4:38:42 PM): Well then, get on with it!
morgwild (4:38:48 PM): *laugh*
Brainbuster1 (4:39:00 PM): I'm important and funny, it should be easy to read all sorts of stuff about me.
morgwild (4:39:07 PM): lol
Brainbuster1 (4:39:17 PM): Why do you laugh at the truth?
morgwild (4:39:38 PM): You're amusing, no denying that

2-25 Aaron & Paul
NetEngels (7:01:36 PM): Oh, sexy, PC2700 DDR RAM, 512 megs for 72 bucks.
NetEngels (7:01:43 PM): *Drools*
Brainbuster1 (7:02:14 PM):
Got to love the current prices on RAM.
NetEngels (7:02:44 PM): Yeah, yay for crashing RAM market and cheap chinese product flooding the market!
Brainbuster1 (7:03:13 PM): Their economic turmoil is our great prices

2-26 Paul & Dingel
Brainbuster1 (10:34:43 AM): yea, the best thing to do his just try to talk at least once a class. Find a question you can at least partially answer and just attack it
ElvenNuke (10:35:02 AM): I dunno, I bet MJ passes courses without ever speaking
Brainbuster1 (10:35:23 AM): Yea, but that's because she probably works hard. Hence our problem.
ElvenNuke (10:36:01 AM): you think she works hard? ugh
Brainbuster1 (10:36:53 AM): I wouldn't be surprised. She looks like the type
Brainbuster1 (10:37:07 AM): Except she's currently falling asleep
ElvenNuke (10:37:31 AM): No, she is just lamenting the burdens of this low-brow course.
ElvenNuke (10:37:45 AM): I'm sure she's actually a demigod that finds us rather annoying and limited

2-26 Dingel & Paul
ElvenNuke (10:44:44 AM): "there is no other alternative"
Brainbuster1 (10:45:30 AM): The second I read that the beat started going in my head. Damn you and your infectious "trance" music
ElvenNuke (10:45:58 AM): Technically, RBA - No Alternative is a mix of techno/trance/electro, but i'll let it slide because you're so cool
Brainbuster1 (10:46:32 AM): hey, that's how I get by in life

2-26 Dad
JohnFW4654 (9:03:49 PM): Watching the new Lone Ranger on the WB. The Lone Ranger, who used to be on Dawson's Creek, was just getting it on in the hot tub (excuse me, natural hot springs) with Tonto's really hot sister. You got to love the WB.
Brainbuster1 (9:04:30 PM): Anything they do just screams classy
JohnFW4654 (9:05:02 PM): To no ones surprise, there's a woman running the local newspaper. She's also young and hot.
JohnFW4654 (9:06:06 PM): Tonto's also is a kung fu expert who flies though the air like Hidden Dragon. Also, Silver is his spirit guide. I love this stuff.

2-26 Dad
JohnFW4654 (10:02:30 PM): But wait until San Francisco goes to the instant runoff in November. It's going to make Florida look like a seventh grade class president vote.
Brainbuster1 (10:02:56 PM): You aren't very optimistic about it
JohnFW4654 (10:05:14 PM): Neither is anyone else I talk to. The computer vendor still hasn't written the software for the the election, which will take some work. then it has to be approved by the feds and the state before the end of June. If not, the city will do a handcount, which will (not might) be a disaster. The SF election department could screw up a two car funeral.

2-26 Paul & Ann on Paul doing "edgy" movie reviews for Break Point Digital
Brainbuster1 (11:44:17 PM): I get to say stuff like "The plot of the Recruit was the same predictable crap that's been used before. I saw this movie with 4 guys who were completely smashed, and even they knew what was going to happen next."
quiet faery kid (11:44:27 PM): coooooooooool
Brainbuster1 (11:45:04 PM): of course, doing edgy reviews of movies like The Pianist might be hard, but I'm willing to try.
quiet faery kid (11:45:56 PM): I'll do an edgy review of the Pianist
quiet faery kid (11:48:23 PM): "just cos it's about the Holocaust does not make any movie sacrosanct... although in the eyes of the Academy, it obviously hold sway. Reviewers will ignore critical flaws such as the egregious lack of characterization in order to uphold the idea that 'this has to be good art - it's about WWII, Hitler-style".
Brainbuster1 (11:49:09 PM): oh yea, gettin' the feelin' of the people, and bringin' it into the work. Word.
quiet faery kid (11:49:21 PM): what the hell?
Brainbuster1 (11:49:48 PM): you aren't allowed to use g's when being edgy. In fact, it should be edy.

2-26 Paul & Greg on the state of my former high school in San Francisco
Vialator85 (11:09:53 PM): SI is about ready to go to civil war
Brainbuster1 (11:10:05 PM): why?
Vialator85 (11:12:07 PM): our friends at the Conservative Students Coalition (CSC) have brought the idea to the administation that all classrooms should have the american flag in them and we should start saying the Pledge of Alligience every morning or at least every monday. Needless to say, it has split many of the teachers and students
Brainbuster1 (11:12:23 PM): never going to happen
Vialator85 (11:13:45 PM): I don't know I heard it very well might but it is getting way too much criticism from the religion teachers (namely ms. Albach)
Brainbuster1 (11:14:20 PM): yea, and we haven't done it before, so why start now? It seems they're just trying to cause trouble
Vialator85 (11:16:08 PM): yeah since there currently isn't a liberal students club, they have set their sights on the social justice club, trying to set uo debates and stuff
Brainbuster1 (11:16:37 PM): yea, Boo on social justice.
Vialator85 (11:17:31 PM): yeah it doesn't seem like a debatable issue - I want all those kids in Africa to starve!

2-26 From the St. Ignatius CSC newsletter:
5 questions to ask yourself to see if you are a conservative...
1) Do you consider yourself a patriot?
2) Do you like the Idea of having amer. flags in our classrooms?
3) Do you support our troops in their fight to defend our homeland, the bastion of freedom and hope in the world, and bring blessings of peace, liberty, and prosperity to other less fortunate parts of the world? (My particular favorite)
4) have you ever said "God, I love America"?
5) would you like the conservatives at our school to have a more active role in school policy?
These are the telltale signs!

2-27 From the livejournal of my Cousin Nate:
These are taken from my notes taken during Chemistry:

"Don't think I care. My head hurts a bit. Ugh. What in the world is a ligand?

A ligand is a small furry nocturnal creature that resembles a Kangaroo of mouse-like proportion. They speak in high pitches above human hearing, but have no vowels in their language - causing great confusion to all who would hope to translate ligandese to English. The heart of their culture and lifestyle centers around bare knuckle boxing and milk drinking contests, often simultaneously. Lacking knuckles and the ability to process lactose, the ligands are in a perpetual state of depression - being unable to participate in their rich cultural heritage. Their only consolation is the ritual known as the ligandy. Few details exist about this frightening act of sexual depravity, but their perverse pleasures are said to be enhanced by the presence of one human sock which is consumed during the basest of their delights."

2-27 Greg
Vialator85 (10:21:05 PM): Well, if it isn't Mr. "I'm never going to see 8-Mile, Greg," "but I did because I wanted to add it to my website!"
Vialator85 (10:21:17 PM): thats right
Vialator85 (10:21:20 PM): I saw it
Vialator85 (10:21:43 PM): 8-Mile, the movie you were never going to see
Vialator85 (10:21:57 PM): on your list of new movies I've seen this week

2-27 Aaron
Brainbuster1 (9:56:43 PM): You could order Papa John's from online
NetEngels (9:57:37 PM): Meh, there's also the issue of limited flex and much of the year to go. And me being broke. Always me being broke.
Brainbuster1 (9:58:01 PM): Look likes its time to resort to begging
NetEngels (9:58:38 PM): Either that or waiting outside in my matte black ninja gear and jumping the first pizza man that comes along.
NetEngels (9:58:53 PM): I like that option. Now all I need to do is find ninja clothes in my size.

2-27 Aaron
NetEngels (10:09:08 PM): Dude, your quotes page is like pot: It makes one temporarily giddy, a feeling which subsides after you stop your exposure to it, and all some people can think about is getting on it.
NetEngels (10:09:26 PM): Except without the hunger.
Brainbuster1 (10:09:30 PM): wow, that's impressive. and very true.
NetEngels (10:09:39 PM): It is indeed.
Brainbuster1 (10:10:35 PM): And as I told someone, the quailty of my conversations has improved since I started the quote page. People just feel a need to be funny around me now
NetEngels (10:11:34 PM): Lol, you should write a self-help book: "How to make friends and inspire others to humor: one geeks story of social success due to his quotes page."

2-27 Aaron & Paul
Brainbuster1 (12:18:46 AM): WORSHIP ME YOU IGNORANT FOOL!!!!
NetEngels (12:18:57 AM): Wow, SOMEONE needs some prozac.
Brainbuster1 (12:19:41 AM): Hey, if you say something enough if might happen.
NetEngels (12:20:50 AM): My bank account is full and I'm irresistable to women, my bank account is full and I'm irresistable to women, my bank account is full, . . .. . . .
Brainbuster1 (12:21:47 AM): well we have to be slightly realistic. Like, The bank accidentally doubled my account and women don't cross the street when I'm coming by.
NetEngels (12:22:11 AM): Lol, but that takes longer to say.
NetEngels (12:22:26 AM): Though you're right, there is something to pragmatism.
Brainbuster1 (12:22:51 AM): Maybe it's because if you say it enough, you just get it done so you can get the damn thing out of your head
NetEngels (12:22:57 AM): *Chants repetitively* That concerning rash is gone, that concerning rash is gone, . . ..

MARCH QUOTES

3-2 Aaron & Paul
Brainbuster1 (3:49:34 AM): I offically declare my reviews more "edgy" than Ann's.
NetEngels (3:50:46 AM): Well good for you.
Brainbuster1 (3:50:57 AM): I was thinking the same thing.
NetEngels (3:50:58 AM): I hereby declare myself the king of pants.
Brainbuster1 (3:51:14 AM): damn, I was aiming for that position!
NetEngels (3:51:17 AM): I don't know, I think edgy is a good thing.
NetEngels (3:51:28 AM): Wasn't everyone? But there you go, it's mine now.
Brainbuster1 (3:51:39 AM): Damn you and your fast acting.
NetEngels (3:52:07 AM): That's why I'm king of pants and you're just edgy-movie-review boy.

2-6 Kathleen & Paul
Caffeine55 (12:11:35 AM): phoebe meharg just made her silly putty spark just by touching it
Brainbuster1 (12:12:13 AM): That's impressive. Does she have special silly putty, or is she just developing cool new super powers?
Caffeine55 (12:12:42 AM): we think she either has super powers or she's evil
Brainbuster1 (12:13:21 AM): although you're pretty limited to the evil you could do with that power.

3-9 Sarah
JaiAlai666 (9:47:52 PM): so i checked out guys with a gay guy for the first time this weekend
Brainbuster1 (9:48:08 PM): how'd that go?
JaiAlai666 (9:48:24 PM): good
JaiAlai666 (9:48:41 PM): i am ashamed to say that i grew up in/around SF and had never done that

3-10 Morgan & Paul
Brainbuster1 (11:08:52 PM): So what are you doing over there?
morgwild (11:09:19 PM): not telling. you'll take to much pleasure from it.
Brainbuster1 (11:09:29 PM): tell me!!!
morgwild (11:10:01 PM): It'll make you to happy. I can't have that you know...
Brainbuster1 (11:10:41 PM): please??
morgwild (11:11:00 PM): *sigh* Fine.
morgwild (11:11:07 PM): *takes a deep breath*
morgwild (11:11:41 PM): I'm...*shudders*...reading your...:-[...quote page....
Brainbuster1 (11:11:57 PM): yay!!! Tell me how much it rules!!
morgwild (11:12:22 PM): I must admit that, yes, you're quotes are amusing.

3-11 Dingel
ElvenNuke (9:18:26 PM): I'm so bored that I am reading your quotes page, be proud

3-12 Travis & Paul on America's Sweethearts
Brainbuster1 (12:33:59 AM): The rest of the movie is crap (besides Billy Crystal and some funny stuff from John Cusak).
WalkenDancing (12:34:08 AM): man, now I might have to check it out
Brainbuster1 (12:35:04 AM): And it has Catherine Zeta-Jones, who is constantly hot.
WalkenDancing (12:35:16 AM): I'd disagree with you
WalkenDancing (12:35:34 AM): but then I would be lying to God

3-12 Paul & Andrew
Cheese AK (1:17:27 AM): dude, I don't know about you, but I think north korea is way more fucked up than Iraq
Brainbuster1 (1:17:40 AM): definitely
Cheese AK (1:19:09 AM): even though they seem like kinda the laughing stock of the world after they said we were gonna nuke them and then said they would use nukes
Cheese AK (1:19:16 AM): no one threatens nuclear war
Cheese AK (1:19:19 AM): not even us
Cheese AK (1:19:35 AM): and by "us" I mean me and you
Cheese AK (1:19:41 AM): the andrew and paul nation
Cheese AK (1:19:52 AM): and our extensive nuclear arsenal
Brainbuster1 (1:20:07 AM): Hey, I just threatened Nuclear war on Canada. Well, a canadian I didn't like.
Cheese AK (1:21:49 AM): awesome
Cheese AK (1:22:24 AM): just make him stand next to a microwave and say it's nuclear war

3-12 Paul & Andrew
Cheese AK (1:39:12 AM): paul, i think you should strive to become the next michael jackson
Cheese AK (1:39:33 AM): all you need is a strange relationship with children and it will take off from there
Brainbuster1 (1:39:37 AM): And I have a head start, since I'm already white
Brainbuster1 (1:39:53 AM): And haven't you seen my Stranger with Candy pictures?
Cheese AK (1:43:25 AM): I may have
Cheese AK (1:44:04 AM): hey, your music career is also in the dumps, so you're right in it with him
Brainbuster1 (1:44:44 AM): he has a cooler house
Cheese AK (1:45:05 AM): damn

3-12 Andrew, who previously would wear nothing brighter than Dark Green
Cheese AK (1:58:27 AM): hey, I bought a red sweatshirt the other day, life is changing for young andrew
Cheese AK (1:58:35 AM): well really just his swetshirt
Brainbuster1 (1:59:08 AM): so with that and the hat, you're turning into one colorful guy
Cheese AK (1:59:13 AM): but the color of my sweatshirt and hat match too well
Cheese AK (1:59:53 AM): but I could blend in well in a blood splattered black wall
Cheese AK (2:00:04 AM): *always thinking*
Cheese AK (2:00:24 AM): you know, since there are so many black walls around my house
Cheese AK (2:00:34 AM): and constant shootings
Brainbuster1 (2:00:40 AM): I bet your room is full of both
Cheese AK (2:00:44 AM): that sunset district is really crazy
Cheese AK (2:01:07 AM): all those old chinese people, they're dangerous I tells ya

3-12 Dingel on what we should use the Honors House for
ElvenNuke (11:40:11 PM): I'm telling you, 2am raves... I haul my turntables up there, we use the sound system...
Brainbuster1 (11:41:04 PM): Yea, and we could get some cool visuals up on the screen, since they are easily viewable from outside because they reflect off the windows
ElvenNuke (11:41:17 PM): quality
Brainbuster1 (11:42:43 PM): Of course, it would be even more awesome if we got rid of those windows, you'd be rocking from the roof, above the worshipping masses
ElvenNuke (11:43:04 PM): masses is plural
Brainbuster1 (11:43:51 PM): Hey, you had a good 10 people rocking out at Da PAD
ElvenNuke (11:46:09 PM): right.
ElvenNuke (11:46:20 PM): I can't wait for that to be VH1's summary of "D.Squared: The Early Years"

3-14 Aaron
NetEngels (2:19:32 AM): True. Very true, Mr. I watch more movies in a week than most families of four do in several years.

3-14 Andrew & Paul
Cheese AK (12:49:56 AM): I also consistently forget to copy the address of your webpage
Brainbuster1 (12:50:42 AM): Ok, this time remember: http://barney.gonzaga.edu/~pwilderm
Cheese AK (12:56:57 AM): I'll save it right next to my heeping pile of porn links
Brainbuster1 (12:57:27 AM): You try and make it sound like you're being sarcastic.

3-17 Sarah on Mr. Yaps, a high school history teacher
JaiAlai666 (11:17:09 AM): oh good old yapers
JaiAlai666 (11:17:46 AM): rev. yapers
Brainbuster1 (11:17:56 AM): rev?
JaiAlai666 (11:18:08 AM): oh yea, i ordained him
Brainbuster1 (11:18:14 AM): That's right
JaiAlai666 (11:19:59 AM): it was fun cuz we didn't tell him anything about it
Brainbuster1 (11:20:13 AM): Did you start calling him Rev?
JaiAlai666 (11:20:44 AM): yea
JaiAlai666 (11:20:49 AM): he got confused

3-17 Joey & Paul on American history class
madabtmad (11:28:30 AM): where are you at right now?
Brainbuster1 (11:29:20 AM): Great Depression
madabtmad (11:29:33 AM): i dont want to spoil anything for you, but we get out of that
madabtmad (11:29:38 AM): just to let you know
Brainbuster1 (11:29:54 AM): yea, we're learning about this new deal thing, and it looks pretty promising
madabtmad (11:30:26 AM): it looks like smooth sailing for america from then on

3-17 Aaron & Paul
NetEngels (10:37:11 PM): *Classes canceled happy dance!!!*
NetEngels (10:37:21 PM): Guess who doesn't have one of his classes at all this week.
NetEngels (10:37:23 PM): Go on, guess.
Brainbuster1 (10:37:36 PM): hmm. Gimme a sec to think about it.
NetEngels (10:37:55 PM): Hint, it's not you, so far as I know.
NetEngels (10:38:28 PM): Though I'm listening to Goth Metal right now, so it's a rather depressed happy dance that involves a lot of noose tying and wrist slashing motions.
Brainbuster1 (10:38:28 PM): yea, unless one of our teachers said something when I wasn't paying attention. So which class do you not have?
NetEngels (10:38:37 PM): Debate.
NetEngels (10:38:56 PM): *Second round of celebratory dancing.*

3-17 Dad
JohnFW4654 (10:10:35 PM): So, what's the decision, basketball or anti-war protests? US has a much better chance against Iraq than you guys have against Arizona.

3-17 Dad
Brainbuster1 (10:36:14 PM): I figure if I ever become an RA, I could run a video rental business on the side
JohnFW4654 (10:36:50 PM): That's where the money is. That entrepreneurial spirit is a wonderful thing.
Brainbuster1 (10:37:18 PM): although I'm not sure how legal it is
JohnFW4654 (10:37:48 PM): That's no concern for the true entrepreneur.

3-17 Morgan says what everyone is thinking
morgwild (11:58:05 PM): You're evil. eviiilllll.
morgwild (11:58:12 PM): but funny.

3-20 Pat
Brainbuster1 Away Message: Due to popular demand, I updated my website. So go there, look around, and start IMing me so you can make the quotes page.
thedude1488 (12:32:02 PM): i should im your more often because i'm terribly underrepresented on yer quotes page
thedude1488 (12:32:14 PM): lemme think of something funny, quick
thedude1488 (12:32:37 PM): i cant think under these conditions, dammit

3-20 Dad, who works for the San Francisco Chronicle, on the anti-war protesters
Brainbuster1 (8:03:29 PM): Are they going to keep trying to block traffic day after day?
JohnFW4654 (8:04:40 PM): That's the general plan, along with tossing everything loose into the streets. The point when they started throwing the newsracks into traffic is when we demanded everyone be arrested.

3-20 Dad on the anti-war protesters
JohnFW4654 (8:06:54 PM): Did I mention Puke 4 Peace? Three hours of street theater featuring gallons of milk and syrup of ipecac. As the leader of the 20 person crew that made the federal building plaza truly disgusting said: War makes me sick.

3-20 Paul & Dad
Brainbuster1 (8:11:09 PM): Oh yea. A lot of those folks are nuts. Actually the craziest ones are the guys who are planning on going to Vandenberg
JohnFW4654 (8:11:36 PM): Yeah, the guards at missile bases don't mess around much. Ever.
Brainbuster1 (8:12:36 PM): yea, they protesters you guys interviewed were like "they wouldn't really shoot us"
JohnFW4654 (8:13:12 PM): Wouldn't bet on it. And the sentry dogs aren't too choosy either.

3-20 Sarah & Paul
JaiAlai666 (5:46:10 PM): you can now reffer to me as Sarah McDonagh, LG
Brainbuster1 (5:46:27 PM): LG?
JaiAlai666 (5:46:51 PM): lifegaurd
JaiAlai666 (5:47:06 PM): yes people are entrusting me with their lives
JaiAlai666 (5:47:17 PM): and i am gonna get paid for it
Brainbuster1 (5:47:40 PM): Let's hope you aren't too busy laughing at them as they splash about, trying to stay afloat and not die.
JaiAlai666 (5:48:30 PM): yea

3-20 My brother Greg in San Francisco
Vialator85 Away Message: Out Protestin'
Brainbuster1 (8:37:35 PM): Hey Greg, what's up with the away message?
Vialator85 (8:39:13 PM): I figured that I since I'm one of the few people not tearing up the city I should at least say I am for fear of retaliation from some of these crazy, angry people.

3-21 Pat on his grades at Spring Break
thedude1488 (1:26:09 AM): at this rate, i'll have an A, B, C, D, and a no pass
thedude1488 (1:26:24 AM): a little bit of this, a little bit of that
thedude1488 (1:26:31 AM): i like to keep my options open
Brainbuster1 (1:26:52 AM): Although you'll have to retake a class. What's the no pass?
thedude1488 (1:27:04 AM): math
thedude1488 (1:27:34 AM): i despise math and all it stands for
thedude1488 (1:27:47 AM): which is nothing but bad grades for patrick

3-21 Klienhenz
Cheese AK (1:51:18 AM): I'm so sick of anti-war people from living in SF and mostly because of going to sfsu (My Clarification: San Francisco State University)
Cheese AK (1:51:25 AM): and I'm against it!
Cheese AK (1:53:45 AM): they had a march at my school, MY SCHOOL
Cheese AK (1:53:55 AM): they were just preaching to the choir

3-21 Joey
madabtmad (8:09:23 PM): you're crazy
madabtmad (8:09:27 PM): you know that?
Brainbuster1 (8:10:15 PM): Yea, a lot of people tell me that
madabtmad (8:11:07 PM): you should reply with this "Yea, I'm crazy. crazy like a FOX!" then start cackling and walk away
madabtmad (8:11:11 PM): that'll show em
madabtmad (8:11:47 PM): that's what I always do, and boy, do I make a lot of friends that way!

3-21 Sarah & Paul on a great movie. If you don't know which, ask me and be mocked.
JaiAlai666 (8:14:49 PM): i bought a new shirt today
Brainbuster1 (8:15:09 PM): what does it say on it?
JaiAlai666 (8:15:39 PM): so timmy, ever seen a grown man naked?
Brainbuster1 (8:19:39 PM): I hope people will know what movie it's from.
JaiAlai666 (8:22:53 PM): but as the lady at cash register commented on it, i realized that if you have not seen the movie, people will think it very odd, in a bad kinda odd way
Brainbuster1 (8:23:30 PM): but really, if they haven't seen the movie do you want to be talking to them?

3-21 Pat Matza & Paul
thedude1488 (9:05:57 PM): i swear to god my soc teacher last year was a hardcore socialist
thedude1488 (9:06:14 PM): it was almost pitiful how bad
thedude1488 (9:07:12 PM): my social problems class turned into a socialists solutions to them
Brainbuster1 (9:07:17 PM): Hey, Stalinist Russia wasn't all bad
thedude1488 (9:07:25 PM): no it wasnt
thedude1488 (9:07:28 PM): for stalin
thedude1488 (9:07:41 PM): and we all know who's stalin is the idol for dont we
thedude1488 (9:07:46 PM): saddam
Brainbuster1 (9:10:44 PM): And we know what Saddam represents: Pure Evil.

3-22 Steve Skone
Pirod (3:24:29 AM): Your SN should be BlockBuster

3-22 Dad
JohnFW4654 (9:03:09 PM): The party continued today in SF. Tens of thousands of people marching past fifth and mission, chanting "F*** the Chronicle, the media are liars!" I was standing on the corner and chanting along. You have to get in the spirit of these things.

3-22 Dad & Paul
JohnFW4654 (9:07:28 PM): Good for you. Nothing too hot here, either, except for my tears, knowing that nothing I write will get into the paper until the bombs stop flying.
Brainbuster1 (9:07:58 PM): Unless of course you make an attempt on Willie Brown's life
JohnFW4654 (9:08:26 PM): Even then, it's back of the book, next to the obits. Sad, but true.

3-22 Dad & Paul on my situation of being the only liberal in my history class
JohnFW4654 (9:22:26 PM): What else have you been doing?
Brainbuster1 (9:23:07 PM): Not too much really. Being shunned a lot.
JohnFW4654 (9:23:33 PM): You damn radical hippie. Really, the only liberal?
Brainbuster1 (9:25:21 PM): yep, although if two other people in the honors class took history, I would have had some support
JohnFW4654 (9:27:23 PM): Maybe they didn't understand what was asked. Really, liberalism isn't illegal in most of the country. did most of the others call themselves moderates, which is usually how I identify myself.
Brainbuster1 (9:29:22 PM): 1 identifed herself as moderate, 2 as libertarians, and the rest conservative
JohnFW4654 (9:30:27 PM): My God, maybe liberalism is illegal and no one told me.

3-22 Dad
Brainbuster1 (9:44:59 PM): So what's the arrest total up to in SF now?
JohnFW4654 (9:48:06 PM): don't know how many were busted today, but it was about 400 more yesterday. Awful lot more folks out there tonight, and I understand there have been arrests. We got a call from a girl who said "I came to san francisco to protest the war and have fun and then the police arrested me. It's just not fair.'' then we heard the cops come by and cut off her cell phone. It's a wonderful world out there.

3-22 Dad & Paul
Brainbuster1 (10:59:11 PM): Well, if I did it, I'd be forced to do something like "::eye roll::". Internet rules you know.
JohnFW4654 (10:59:43 PM): You can do that all you want. I'm too old to learn a new language.
Brainbuster1 (11:00:47 PM): http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
That's an english to 12-year-old aoler translator. It should help.
JohnFW4654 (11:02:02 PM): SUR3 PAUL!1!! OMG IVE R3AD TEH NOTE AND HOPE 2 SE WUT IT WIL DO!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL
Brainbuster1 (11:02:16 PM): See? isn't it great?
JohnFW4654 (11:02:21 PM): I weep for the country's future.

3-23 Nate
wildermuthn (4:16:16 AM): i think i read about this one form of torture
wildermuthn (4:16:42 AM): Where they hold a bag of flour in one hand, and a toothpick in the other, and ask the person to choose which form of torture they want
wildermuthn (4:16:48 AM): sheer psychological terror.
Brainbuster1 (4:17:03 AM): I like it. I really like it.
wildermuthn (4:17:26 AM): get their mind going, trying to think of all the terrible things you could do with a bag of flour.

3-23 Nate
wildermuthn (4:26:30 AM): who can tell. women in general are crazy.
wildermuthn (4:26:36 AM): I think Satan is a girl.

3-24 Paul & Ann for an English paper where we add 3 circles of hell to Dante's Inferno.
Brainbuster1 (10:51:14 PM): Well I could pull off adding a "circle of people who don't like Paul" if I made my qualities amazing enough and villfied those I know who don't like me already
quiet faery kid (10:51:32 PM): would SHE get the joke?
quiet faery kid (10:52:23 PM): or would you have to explicitly state "I have an ego the size of the tidal wave that's going to wipe out California, except for San Francisco, cos that's just the happiest place on earth"?

3-24 Paul & Sarah
JaiAlai666 (11:49:20 PM): good, i have feared that my poor typing skills sometimes stand in the way of humor
JaiAlai666 (11:49:38 PM): or getting onto your page, which really is the ultimate goal
JaiAlai666 (11:50:22 PM): does it ever bother you that people talk to you as if they are your friends just to get the chance to get on your site?
Brainbuster1 (11:50:38 PM): Hey, I'll do anything for more people to talk to me

3-24 Paul & Aaron
Brainbuster1 (2:22:41 AM): You know, I think a few of our honors comrades should start listening to more sitar music. A lot of them seem stressed all the time, and right now this is doing a great job at keeping things mellow.
NetEngels (2:23:04 AM): The sitar can be a very soothing instrument.
Brainbuster1 (2:24:51 AM): of course if I keep listening, I might decide to just stop with this paper, because, really, what's it matter in the long run?
NetEngels (2:25:22 AM): In the cosmic sense, it doesn't. In the immediate "GPA is a good thing" sense, it matters quite a lot.
Brainbuster1 (2:26:17 AM): yea, but what about the big questions? And I'm not sure about this whole "class" thing either.
NetEngels (2:27:31 AM): The big questions are unaffected by your paper. Your paper is inconsequential.
Brainbuster1 (2:28:12 AM): Exactly! Why do we waste our time with that which makes no difference? I think I'm going to go find a mountain to meditate on.
Brainbuster1 (2:30:49 AM): Couldn't find a mountain. But I put all my pillows on my chair, so I'm sitting at least a little higher.
Brainbuster1 (2:31:12 AM): not a great view though.
NetEngels (2:31:48 AM): Lol, Paul, guru of sitar music @ 2 in the morning while working on lit papers. Sort of a spiritual niche market, but I'm glad you found your place.
Brainbuster1 (2:31:58 AM): Thank you my son.

3-24 Aaron after too much Dante
NetEngels (2:40:23 AM): Damn you Paul, damn you to hell.
NetEngels (2:41:05 AM): (Circle Eight, Bolgia Nine)

3-24 Gina
highjumpgee (3:41:07 AM): at crucial moments of my academic life such as this, when neverending physics labs must somehow be finished, i wish i were nocturnal like you
highjumpgee (3:41:30 AM): or, self-disciplined enough to have done this before the middle of the night
Brainbuster1 (3:41:42 AM): That would probably be more useful.

3-24 Nate
wildermuthn (6:16:32 AM): I was talking with my dad about the protesters...
wildermuthn (6:16:45 AM): He and morgan said they wanted to go out with "bomb iraq signs"
wildermuthn (6:16:56 AM): and I said that they'd probably get hit in the head with "Peace and Love" signs
wildermuthn (6:17:04 AM): then we laughed.

3-24 E-mail from my Dad
Hi Paul:
I'm sure you'll be happy to know that Rep. Ginny Brown-Waite, a Florida
congresswoman, has offered a bill that would allow World War I and World War
II American cemeteries in France and Belgium to be torn up at public expense
so the bodies of soldiers buried there could be returned to "patriotic
soil." And at a rodeo near Houston, people in the crowd were attacked when
they refused to stand for the Lee Greenwood song "Proud to be an American,''
which is not, last time I checked, the national anthem. Yet.

3-24 Travis & Paul on the Oscars
Brainbuster1 (11:04:30 AM): the orchestra director was evil
WalkenDancing (11:04:45 AM): Adrien Brody showed him who was boss
Brainbuster1 (11:04:53 AM): I lived that
Brainbuster1 (11:04:56 AM): loved
WalkenDancing (11:05:19 AM): oh damn, I was hoping for
WalkenDancing (11:05:35 AM): "I lived that moment three years ago"
WalkenDancing (11:05:42 AM): it was at the tonys
WalkenDancing (11:05:55 AM): and they trie to shut me up
WalkenDancing (11:06:12 AM): I guess I was just too controversial
WalkenDancing (11:06:23 AM): too prescient
Brainbuster1 (11:06:24 AM): Well, I wasn't going to mention it
WalkenDancing (11:06:54 AM): that's the last time they try to contain the Wildermuth
Brainbuster1 (11:07:16 AM): Later known as "wild-mouth" wildermuth
WalkenDancing (11:07:51 AM): later known as Paul "three-fingered" Wildermuth
Brainbuster1 (11:08:13 AM): Three-fingered?
WalkenDancing (11:08:44 AM): I think we all know what I'm talking about
WalkenDancing (11:08:56 AM): except you and me, of course

3-25 Paul & Dingel
Brainbuster1 (1:43:23 AM): Although so far the stupidist moment of the war is the british plane that got shot down by a patriot missile.
ElvenNuke (1:43:34 AM): What? when was that?
ElvenNuke (1:43:40 AM): Now we've hit the Iranians and the British?
Brainbuster1 (1:44:00 AM): and 2 of our missles landed in Turkey. By accident.
ElvenNuke (1:44:21 AM): turley?
ElvenNuke (1:44:23 AM): we rule...
ElvenNuke (1:44:30 AM): 3 iran, 2 turkey, 1 plane

3-25 Paul & Dad
JohnFW4654 (11:34:34 PM): I shouldn't doubt that. By the way, you got a package here. Looks like a CD.
Brainbuster1 (11:34:48 PM): A CD? or a DVD?
JohnFW4654 (11:36:27 PM): What you looking for?
Brainbuster1 (11:36:37 PM): Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
JohnFW4654 (11:37:29 PM): Yep, that's what it is. You're a very, very sick person.

3-26 Paul & Travis
WalkenDancing (1:28:03 PM): well, I can't do that
WalkenDancing (1:28:07 PM): but I can
WalkenDancing (1:28:10 PM): do the robot
Brainbuster1 (1:28:20 PM): Yes!!
WalkenDancing (1:28:21 PM): *begins doing robot*
Brainbuster1 (1:28:55 PM): ::applauds wildly::
WalkenDancing (1:28:55 PM): *freestyles*
WalkenDancing (1:29:13 PM): *finishes robot*
Brainbuster1 (1:29:22 PM): ::stands and starts raising the roof for Travis::
Brainbuster1 (1:29:41 PM): everyone in the class is now looking at me funny
WalkenDancing (1:30:56 PM): that seems about right

3-26 Paul & Travis
Brainbuster1 (1:39:38 PM): So have you been out protesting in Times Square?
WalkenDancing (1:40:02 PM): no, but there was a protest on campus today
Brainbuster1 (1:40:17 PM): Did you start burning stuff?
WalkenDancing (1:40:19 PM): unfortunately, I had a midterm at the same time
Brainbuster1 (1:40:25 PM): oh well
WalkenDancing (1:40:43 PM): I burned it, if it's any consolation
Brainbuster1 (1:41:07 PM): yes! Down with war!! Violence for Peace!!
Brainbuster1 (1:43:55 PM): I'm just sad I'm not in SF. I'm one of the few liberals here, and even one of the slightly less fewer who are against the war
WalkenDancing (1:44:08 PM): crazy
Brainbuster1 (1:44:32 PM): yea, I get shunned a lot
WalkenDancing (1:45:09 PM): and deservedly so, you damn, dirty, tofu-eating peacenik

3-26 Paul & Greg
Vialator85 (10:18:31 PM): things are starting to heat up at SI over the war
Brainbuster1 (10:18:44 PM): how so?
Vialator85 (10:20:48 PM): Well Earlier this week fliers were put in the starwell with a Picture of Saddam Huessien on them Saying: "Thanks Ms. Albach and the social justice club,for supporting me"
Brainbuster1 (10:21:11 PM): that's just wrong.
Vialator85 (10:21:20 PM): that pissed off social justice somthing fierce.
Vialator85 (10:22:13 PM): but today there were posters up around the school showing dead Iraqi soldiers saying: "Support the sluaghter. Pray for our Troops."
Vialator85 (10:22:35 PM): from a group called the SSC
Brainbuster1 (10:22:55 PM): the SSC?
Vialator85 (10:24:54 PM): no idea who the SSC is although it pissed the CSC off. It also didn't help that the Student council passed a unanimous resolution saying that american flags should be put in all the classrooms and we should say the pledge of alliegence every day.

3-27 Paul & Sarah
JaiAlai666 (12:29:05 AM): so hows that safeway soda treating you?
Brainbuster1 (12:29:24 AM): awesomely! I don't think I can go back.
JaiAlai666 (12:29:54 AM): well thats an affordable new addiction
Brainbuster1 (12:30:08 AM): exactly. Much better than that old crack one.
JaiAlai666 (12:30:34 AM): yea that was pretty tough on the ol wallet
Brainbuster1 (12:31:51 AM): yea, living on the street wasn't cool.
JaiAlai666 (12:32:12 AM): well it does have its perks
Brainbuster1 (12:32:45 AM): yea, wherever you go, you're home.
JaiAlai666 (12:35:54 AM): but does soda really give you the same feeling as the crack did?
Brainbuster1 (12:36:25 AM): well at least I don't wake up half-naked in Canada anymore.
JaiAlai666 (12:36:55 AM): how many times did that happen
Brainbuster1 (12:37:10 AM): at least 4. Twice in North Dakota.
JaiAlai666 (12:38:04 AM): completely naked?
Brainbuster1 (12:38:15 AM): Only once.
JaiAlai666 (12:38:47 AM): and what were you wearing the other times?
Brainbuster1 (12:40:07 AM): underwear at least. Sometimes a robe. Once Micky Mouse ears
JaiAlai666 (12:41:01 AM): now, just ears, or the whole disney land hat thing, ya know with your name on it?
Brainbuster1 (12:41:34 AM): yep. Although it said "Butcho"

3-27 Paul & Sarah on an announcement on the St. Ignatius website
JaiAlai666 (9:41:07 PM): "DIALOGUE
Come to 203 for a brief meeting Thursday @ recess to organize for Divine
Intervention." -- what the fuck is that?
Brainbuster1 (9:42:03 PM): No Idea. Maybe they're trying to get Mr. Devine to stop smoking.
JaiAlai666 (9:42:44 PM): lol
JaiAlai666 (9:43:14 PM): i did indeed audibly chuckle

3-27 Paul & Peter are fundamentally different
Brainbuster1 (9:29:05 PM): I literally can't watch fox news. It gives me a headache.
stackattack62 (9:29:26 PM): why, because of all the truth that gets spoken?
stackattack62 (9:29:36 PM): it actually is somewhat unbiased
stackattack62 (9:29:42 PM): and practices honest reporting
Brainbuster1 (9:30:51 PM): 3 complete falsehoods right in a row. You cannot say that it's unbiased. Just by the fact that you like watching it means that it's conservative.
stackattack62 (9:31:17 PM): its the only one that i can stand watching because it isn't extremely liberal
Brainbuster1 (9:31:49 PM): and we've been able to conclude that your perceptions are out of whack
stackattack62 (9:32:25 PM): except that you are from San Francisco and are socialist

3-28 Paul after seeing Aaron has been idle for about 6 hours
Auto response from NetEngels: I'm out wandering around. I may be just taking a walk, as I often do, I might be out looking for shiny bits of metal, or I may have gotten lost on my way to the bathroom. Who's to say? If I'm not back in a week or so, you can start worrying.
Brainbuster1 (5:21:07 AM):
I really hope you make it back OK, since it's currently 5:20 and you're still "wandering". If you aren't in Old Testament, I'll figure you skipped it. Same goes with Computer Science. But if you aren't back for English, I'm going to actively say "I wonder where Aaron is?" Then forget about it until I get a ride from Ann to Bozarth and she says "Isn't Aaron supposed to be coming with us?" Then I'll say "I don't think so" so I can get to the retreat and not waste my time looking for you, but I will put in a call to campus security, if I have their extension handy.

3-31 Travis (with Arjun's help) being weird
Travis (and Arjun) goes on a long and impressive streak of weirdness, as Paul sits in awe.

3-31 Aaron's away message
Auto response from NetEngels: I am currently making my sacrifices to my major. This means that I'm currently tied to my computer and probably have been for several hours. Please feel free to IM me, but don't be surprised if hours upon hours spent consuming caffiene, listening to music, and coding computer programs with no clear purpose has addled my mind and caused me to slip into some altered state of consciescness. You have been warned.

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