Alice May Bereta was born in a hospital and minutes later, after further inspection of his "no spot" his name was promptly changed to Joseph Daniel Bereta. Refusing to be born wearing clothes, he emerged from the womb retaining strong and nonnegotiable, radical ideals. Believing a rattail was the key to unlocking the mysteries of the elusive female he never felt ashamed to let his 9 ½ inches flow freely. He always danced to the beat of a different drum due to the fact that he created a drum out of a discarded Quaker Oats can that he always carried around and danced with.

No stranger to adversity, in 5th grade Joe battled an alcohol addiction while learning to walk again…to this day he claims that year was his "awkward phase". He now resides in a room and does stuff for a living. He would like to thank people for doing things and gives mad props to some deity or something.