Although the list of real smurfs is large and bountiful it does not
incorporate all 101 smurfs the show always talked about. Here is a list of
what my cousin and I like to refer to as the "Rebel Smurfs." We
believe they lived on the bad side of the "Shroom" village.

Dealer Smurf- Helped the smurfs get the most out of their mushroom
homes.
Retro-60's Smurf - With his platform shoes on he was 4 apples high.
Viagra Smurf - Was 3 apples long.
Pimp Smurf - Had a pretty good monopoly on the smurf underground
prostitution ring.
Bi-Polar Smurf - Had some crazy mood swings.
Bi Smurf - Not to be confused with Bi-Polar Smurf.
Snoop Smurfy Smurf - Very controversial member of the smurf symphony.
Gary Smurf - A cute blonde smurf with a dark blue miata known as the
"Murphmobile."
AA Smurf - One of the many recovering alcoholic smurfs, not only wears the
white pants around, can also be seen wearing the patented wife beater
T-shirt.
Sexual Chocolate Smurf - Smurf with a big ol' Geri curl coming down from
the front of his hat.
Cone Stealing Smurf - We know who you are.
Roller Smurf - Just kicking it on some K2 Flight 76 inline skates.
Designated Thinker Smurf - Driving accomplice to Cone Stealing Smurf.
Ashley Smurf - Actually was a dog, but turned into a smurf by some mind
altering dog treats.
Food Stamp Smurf - Buys Steak at the beginning of the month and smurf
berries at the end of the month.
Pedophile Smurf - Papa Smurfs age, could be seen chasing the smurflings
around.
Born Again Smurf - Wears a T-Shirt that says Smurf Saves.
Dingleberry Smurf - Had a habit of mistaking dingle berries for smurf
berries.
Gothic Smurf - Wears all black hat and pants. Into Spiked collars and
chains.
MIS Smurf - Was very in tune with HTML, Visual IFPS/Plus, UNIX, and Power
Point. Could be seen late at night in the computer lab finishing
assignments.
some new ones
Stick-Boy Smurf : Former stick turned into smurf. always chased by dogs.
Rambo Smurf : Former commando turned smurf. Called upon to rescue other
smurfs.
Town Drunk Smurf : seen staggering through village with a Jack Daniel's
bottle in hand.
Old Whore Smurf: Mother of Smurfette.
Obi-Wan Smurfobi - Master Smurf very attuned to the 'Smurf'.
More To Come, Stay Tuned.
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