Greetings!
I hope you enjoy this picture of me.
(Thats what I look like in real life... honest!)

Well, I guess this is the part where I tell you about myself...

About Myself...

Oh, and before we go any further (or is that farther...I'll never
know), I must warn you that if you are easily offended, please leave
now because I am bound to offend you, and we don't want that, do we?

Oh, another note: this page is very old, and just here for archiving purposes.
Last update... approximately 2002. Okay, proceed.

Allow myself to introduce... myself
Hi. My name is Andrew Thomas Burton.
But you can call me Andrew, Drew, Burt, or Andy for short, or for fun,
or whatever reason you like.
But don't call me Buckwheat
'Cause it hurts.

For those of you curious enough to wonder how DJA came about, click here.

I'm currently 19 years old and a Sophomore of Gonzaga University in the 
lovely city of Spokane, WA. I'm generally in a pretty agreeable mood, 
and I love getting e-mail (). If you want to read any of my 
old "about me" pages, simply click here. I think I've changed a little, 
but it must have been a gradual process. My major at GU is Computer Engineering, but it is pretty boring.
If I could think of anything else I'd rather be doing, I fully contemplate switching.
CpE's supposed to be really difficult, but so far I'm not having any problems. There is 
a surprisingly large amount of review of stuff I did in high school. I have one
roomate in my room, and one other person living in my apartment. The apartment has 2 bedrooms, a
bathroom, a kitchen, and a living room. It is partially furnished (couch, refrigerator, etc). You can
see a short page dedicated to a roomate I used to have if you are 
interested. Some folk'll say that everybody's a little crazy, but if you want to
see some results from a personality disorder test I took, click here. That's about
all for now.

Now comes the part where I break the "about myself" section into the "hobbies" section.

Hobbies

 - I like to create various HTML pages (like this one!).
 - I like to state the things that I like to do in a list, and call it "Hobbies"
 - I like to contradict myself but I hate contradicting myself. <--- failed attempt to be clever.
 - I like to only do weird things, like make you expect there to be a weird hobby below this one.
 - I like being spontaneous. TAG! You're it!
 - I like t'use a lot'f apostrophes in m'sentences when I'm typin'.
 - I like to end my list of hobbies with the letter H.
 - I enjoy changing the format of my Hobby List from "I like" to "I enjoy"
 - I like to make references to strange texts.
 - I have some actual hobbies which I would list if I thought you'd find them interesting.
 - I enjoy catching frogs.
 - I enjoy hiking.
 - I like to make origami polyhedrons. Check it out.
 - I enjoy programming in C++ and TI-BASIC.
 - I love to play pinball or vintage arcade games.
 - I joyenay eakingspay inay igpay atinlay. <--- lie
 - I've created/maintain several websites. This is one of them. Yeah, I actually
     took the time to write this page. Even though nobody will ever see it
     (Nobody other than you, of course). I mean, if nobody was going to see it, then
     I wouldn't have written it in a manner which "speaks" to a person.
 - I am an active MUDder. Don't know what a MUD is? Pity; I'm not going to explain it to you here. (but you
     can look it up here)
 - I like to make lists of my hobbies that are so lengthy that you get bored of reading them.
  - Sometimes its fun to purposely make your indentation incorrect. Then again, maybe not.
 - You are bored right?
 - Perhaps I assumed too much.

 - Too late now.
 - My list is over. sigh of relief ---> Ahhhhhh

Did I mention I can read minds?
I know exactly what you're thinking.
You're thinking "he's probably just going to have some sort of witty response
because nobody can read minds"

Part 2
Think of a number between 1 and 50. It has to be a two digit number, and both
digits have to be odd, like 11 or something.
This line of text is to divert your attention from the next line of text.
Well, were you thinking the number thirty-seven?
 "yes": cool, I really can read minds. That's a boost to my self-confidence.
 "no":  Man you're a wierdo.


Well, by now I've definitely run out of content for the page of my site.

Epilogue

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
I'd like to conclude this page with a bit of humor. Here goes:

A Philidelphian committed suicide and left the following note:

  I married a widow with a grown daughter. My father fell in love with my
  step daughter and married her- thus becoming my son-in-law, and my step
  daughter became my mother because she was my father's wife.
  My wife gave birth to a son, who was, of course, my father's brother, and
  also my grand-child for he was the son of my daughter.
  Accordingly, my wife was my grandmother because she was my mother's mother-
  I was my wife's husband and grandchild at the same time- and, as the husband
  of a person's grandmother is his grandfather- I am my own grandfather!




Adieu.






























Copyright Information

1. "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" (motion picture)
2. "Dont Call Me Buckwheat" - Garland Jeffries
3. "Great Expectations" - Charles Dickens
4. Mark Twain

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